If you ever, ever, ever meet a grizzly bear,

You must never, never, never ask him where he is going

Or what he is doing,

For if you ever, ever, ever dare to stop a grizzly bear

You will never, never, never meet another grizzly bear

 ***

His English is wonderful

He speaks very well

His accent is perfect

You really can`t say that he isn`t a native speaker

There`s only one problem

He has nothing to say.

 The weaver in Vienna weaves wonderful velvet

But he never wears it since the winters are warm.

 Eyes for seeing, legs for walking,

Tongue for tasting and for talking,

Spades for digging, pens for writing,

Ears for hearing, teeth for biting.

One, two, three, for, five,

Once I caught a fish alive,

Six, seven, eight, nine, ten,

Then I let him go again,

Why did you let him go? - Because he bit my finger so.

What finger did he bite? - A little finger on the right.

Jack and Jill went down the hill to catch a pail of water,

Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after.

 When the weather is wet we must not fret,

When the weather is cold you must not scold,

When the weather is warm, you must not storm,

But be thankful together, whatever the weather.

Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled pepper,

A pack of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked,

If Peter Piper

Picked a pack of pickled pepper,

Where is the pack of pickled pepper, Peter Piper picked.

Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear turn around

Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, touch the ground,

Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, show your shoe,

Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, that will do.

If you Sandy have two candies,

Give one candy to Andy, Sandy,

If you Andy have two candies, give one candy to Sandy, Andy.

 An Italian singer, as little as a finger,

Went to the sea to sing songs in the boat,

If the boat had been stronger, the song would have been longer.

If all the men knew, what all the men know,

If all the men went, where all the men go,

If all the men did, what all the men do,

The world would be better, I think so, don`t you?

Tommy Treat a man of law, sold his bed and lay on straw,

Sold his straw and lay on grass, to buy his wife a looking-glass.

Simple Simon met a pieman, going to the fair,

Says Simple Simon to the pieman, - Let me taste your ware

Says the pieman to Simple Simon - Show first your penny

Says Simple Simon to the pieman - Indeed I haven`t any

 The wise old owl sat in an oak,

The more he heard, the less he spoke.

Down, down, down, red, yellow, brown,

Autumn leaves tumble down, autumn leaves crumble down,

Autumn leaves bumble down, flaking and shaking,

Tumble down leaves.

 I have little cough, sir, in my little chest, sir

Every time I cough, sir, it gives me little pain, sir.

Tonight if you notice a small, small moon,

I know it will be my silver balloon,

I bought one today at the circus stand,

And all of a sudden it slippled from my hand,

It will be lovely tonight, but, oh, if you notice it

Please, let me know.

Little mouse, little mouse, where is your house?

Little cat, little cat, I have no flat

I am a poor mouse, I have no house,

Little mouse, little mouse, come to my house,

Little cat, little cat, I cannot do that,

You will eat me.

Sixty seconds make a minute,

Sixty times the clock ticks in it,

Sixty minutes make an hour,

To stay its flight we have no power.

Whether the weather is cold

Whether the weather is hot

We have to put up with the weather

Whether we like it or not

I chose you from among the rest

The reason is  I like you best.

  ***

I like the fall, the rain and all

I like the grey September day

I like the rain against my pain,

I like to sit and look at it

I like the fall, the rain and all.

Solomon Grundy was born on Monday

Finished school on Tuesday

Married on Wednesday

Fell ill on Thursday

Got worse on Friday

Died on Saturday

Was buried on Sunday

That was the end of Solomon Grundy